is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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