I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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