even my farts smell like vagina
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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