So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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