Who wears a wallet chain?!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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