I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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