I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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