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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.

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(619): View more from California

I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.

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(804): View more from Virginia

the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight

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i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.

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(561): View more from Florida

so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same

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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!

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(704): View more from North Carolina

She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock

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(954): View more from Florida

pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready

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(913): View more from Kansas

On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?

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