NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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