Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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