so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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