There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
No I am not eating basil off your cock
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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