I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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