Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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