some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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