I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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