I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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