We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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