it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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