i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
This toilet bowl is my home.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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