If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
is this the sara with the beer cane?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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