it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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