Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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