I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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