And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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