so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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