I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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