i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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