i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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