i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Are we still banned from the library?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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