i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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