I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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