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(803): View more from South Carolina

I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!

(704): View more from North Carolina

Well, there goes breastfeeding.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.

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(425): View more from Washington

got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.

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(415): View more from California

i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.

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(305): View more from Florida

I don't even know why I got my vag waxed

(786): View more from Florida

Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.

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(707): View more from California

At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.

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(432): View more from Texas

Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.

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