I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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