He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
