Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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