But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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