so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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