I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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