Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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