I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
