Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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