Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
Randomize
