I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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