I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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