Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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