did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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