it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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