: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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