The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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