the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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