David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
She tied me up with her honor cords...
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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