I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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