I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
You work out of a Hotel?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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