The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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