if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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